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Whats an Ig?
What is an ig?

A Eskimos house without a toilet!

Doctor Doctor
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

Well, pull yourself together!

Snow dance
Where do snowmen go to dance ?

A snowball !

Water Cat
What kind of cat loves water?

An Octopuss!

Chicken
Son: What happens if you get near a chicken, Dad?

Dad: You get chicken pops!

Christmas Joke
A boy rushed down stairs on Christmas morning and opened the first present, it was six sheets of cardboard. Upset he ran upstairs and threw them on his dads bed "what are these all about" he asked.
"I don't know why you are so upset " replied his dad"you asked me for an exbox!"

Chicken Crossing
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Moles
Why do moles need to have bulbs underground?

To see in their burrow!

Brown and Sticky
What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

6,7,8,9
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7,8,9 (seven ate nine!)

Three men
Their were three men called Poo, Shutup and Manners. They all went out for a walk one day and Poo fell over. Manners went to help him out, and a policeman asked Shutup "What is going on? Who are you?". Shut up replied "Shutup". "Where is your manners?!" asked the policeman. Shutup told him "Over there picking up Poo!"
Itchy!
How do fleas travel?

By ITCH hiking!

Smaller than that?
What is smaller than an ants mouth?

An ants dinner!

Sick Pig
How did the sick pig get to hospital?

In an HAMbulance!

Banana Shoes
What do you call shoes made from banana skins?

Slippers!

Insect Hairdressing
What does a bee use to comb its hair?

A honey comb!

Hamster Home
Where do hamsters come from?

HAMSTERDAM!

3 Eyed Pig
What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig!

Duck TV
What do ducks watch on TV?

Duckumentaries!

Cow Counter
How do you count cows?

With a COWCULATOR!

Motorbike
What do you call a motorbike with a flat tyre?

A motor!

Mouse Trap
Spell mouse trap in three letters.

C.A.T!

Tight Clam
Why did the clam not give to charity?

Because he was shelfish!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!

Sheep Prayer
What does a sheep say when it is done with its prayer?

"Baa-men"

Hanging Around
Why don't bats live on their own?

Because they like to hang around with their friends!

Man in the Moon
How does the sailor know there is a man on the moon?

Because he has been to sea!

Knock,Knock
Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo!