Whats an Ig? What is an ig? A Eskimos house without a toilet! Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together! Snow dance Where do snowmen go to dance ? A snowball ! Water Cat What kind of cat loves water? An Octopuss! Chicken Son: What happens if you get near a chicken, Dad? Dad: You get chicken pops! Christmas Joke A boy rushed down stairs on Christmas morning and opened the first present, it was six sheets of cardboard. Upset he ran upstairs and threw them on his dads bed "what are these all about" he asked. "I don't know why you are so upset " replied his dad"you asked me for an exbox!" Chicken Crossing Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Moles Why do moles need to have bulbs underground? To see in their burrow! Brown and Sticky What is brown and sticky? A stick! 6,7,8,9 Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9 (seven ate nine!) Three men Their were three men called Poo, Shutup and Manners. They all went out for a walk one day and Poo fell over. Manners went to help him out, and a policeman asked Shutup "What is going on? Who are you?". Shut up replied "Shutup". "Where is your manners?!" asked the policeman. Shutup told him "Over there picking up Poo!" Itchy! How do fleas travel? By ITCH hiking! Smaller than that? What is smaller than an ants mouth? An ants dinner! Sick Pig How did the sick pig get to hospital? In an HAMbulance! Banana Shoes What do you call shoes made from banana skins? Slippers! Insect Hairdressing What does a bee use to comb its hair? A honey comb! Hamster Home Where do hamsters come from? HAMSTERDAM! 3 Eyed Pig What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig! Duck TV What do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries! Cow Counter How do you count cows? With a COWCULATOR! Motorbike What do you call a motorbike with a flat tyre? A motor! Mouse Trap Spell mouse trap in three letters. C.A.T! Tight Clam Why did the clam not give to charity? Because he was shelfish! Why did the turkey cross the road? Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off! Sheep Prayer What does a sheep say when it is done with its prayer? "Baa-men" Hanging Around Why don't bats live on their own? Because they like to hang around with their friends! Man in the Moon How does the sailor know there is a man on the moon? Because he has been to sea! Knock,Knock Knock, Knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo!