A Sunday
school teacher asked her little
children, as they were on the way
to church service, "And why
is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
Preach
The preacher was
wired for sound with a lapel mike, and
as he preached, he moved briskly about
the platform, jerking the mike cord as
he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound
up in the cord and nearly tripping before
jerking it again. After several circles
and jerks, a little girl in the third
pew leaned toward her mother and whispered,
"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
Shhhh
!!!
Six-year old Angie
and her four-year old brother Joel were
sitting together in church. Joel giggled,
sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk
out loud in church."
"Why?
Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church
and said, "See those two men standing
by the door? They're hushers."
Old...
My grandson was
visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma,
do you know how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo while I asked,
"No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.
"Lord..."
A little boy was
overheard praying: "Lord, if you
can't make me a better boy, don't worry
about it. I'm having a real good time
like I am."
