"In
order to keep a true perspective of
one's importance, everyone should
have a dog that will worship him and
a cat that will ignore him."
- Dereke Bruce,
Taipei, Taiwan
"If
your dog is fat, you aren't getting
enough exercise." -
Unknown
"Anybody who doesn't know what
soap tastes like never washed a dog."
- Franklin P.
Jones
"Cat's
motto: No matter what you've done
wrong, always try to make it look
like the dog did it."
- Unknown
"Money
will buy you a pretty good dog, but
it won't buy the wag of his tail."
- Unknown
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